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October 26, 2004

Can we make a deal with Canada?

Is there some way that we can trade people with Canada? Send them our moonbat lefties who want to live their lives in the State's womb, and get in return those Canadians who want to live free? Yes, I know we get many of the latter anyway -- one of the many reasons that the US population is 10 times that of Canada after a standing start -- but they don't seem to want to take our, um, loonies.

Maybe we need to run an advertising campaign about moving to Canada. Free medical, no guns, high taxes, media controls [just good ones --ed], gay marriage, speech police, no evangelicals, and a public-employee union to beat the band. You can hate America without hating yourself, and America will protect you anyway. Absolute heaven, unless you're one of those poor fools in western Canada who's paying the bill. You know, something along the lines of CM Kornbluth's Marching Morons.

Posted by Kevin Murphy at October 26, 2004 10:51 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Maybe we should reinstate the draft. Canada's where they all went last time!

Posted by: cowboy blob at October 27, 2004 12:57 AM

Sorry folks, this farce of free medical is just that. What we have is sub standard medical that we DO pay for, in Ab we pay $139 a month for a family and we still have to cover hospital costs on our own. For me to get the knee surgery I require to function fully at work I could wait as long as 2 years. For a country our size and especially a province that has revenue like we do we have the highest tax rate in the supposed free world. What really pisses me off is that Ab subsidizes provinces that run deficits (keeps the lefty welfare slobs happy) and then we get shit on by these same provinces. Your very right a lot of would leave and I'm sure Johnny Depp would love the leftwing social charachter of Canada, however I was born here and if I have to garrot a few of these welfare socialist spouting cheesedicks I will. jmho

Posted by: Redneck_Canuck at October 27, 2004 06:21 AM