From The Curt Jester, comes this stunning product news:
Introducing a new product in our Office line called Microsoft Forger. We have been copying other peoples software ideas for years, so who is better to provide you with a product that imitates other peoples style and signature. Microsoft Forger is the ultimate product for pundit-proof forgery.I wonder if it has those East German manual typewriters in its database, just in case I want to forge something "from" Army intelligence (see below).