Mars announced today that it would not sign the Kyoto "global warming" Protocol, even though scientists have shown conclusive evidence that Mars is experiencing massive global warming. As Martian spokesman Tars Tarkas announced today in Helium:
The evidence isn't clear that Martian warming has anything to do with the high levels of CO2 in the Martian atmosphere. Accordingly, we cannot agree to increase the output of our atmosphere plants until the Bush Administration changes its evil ways.OK, I made that up, but Mars is warming. It's probably not our fault. (via Best of the Web) Posted by Kevin Murphy at December 12, 2003 06:14 PM | TrackBack